Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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