This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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