sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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