Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
then he tried to convert me to islam
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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