do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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