you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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