please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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