whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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