Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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