I bet he comes in French.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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