ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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