Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i've created a new STD.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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