i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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