you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Please don't give away my fajitas
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