D3 body, D1 cock
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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