I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Randomize
