Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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