So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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