I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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