Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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