I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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