What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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