Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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