Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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