i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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