it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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