Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
