Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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