Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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