What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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