just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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