so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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