Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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