woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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