You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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