respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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