He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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