Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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