I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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