He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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