oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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