Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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