He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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