i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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