Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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