when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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