my sisters under your porch take her home
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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