Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I smell stomach acid.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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