the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
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speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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