hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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