I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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