I wish I could teleport
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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