is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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