didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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