we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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