I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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