ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He felt like a one man threesome
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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