If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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