If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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