he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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