thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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