she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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